I got out of a hot bath the other evening after soaking my achy bones and put on my red dressing gown. I left my bald head uncovered, took out my contact lenses and put on my gold rimmed glasses.
I was just about to brush my teeth when I glanced in the mirror and got the shock of my life....a Buddhist Monk was staring back at me.
Honestly. A Total Dead Ringer.
I'm dying for someone to have a fancy dress party 'cos my costume's all sorted.
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